|Guy Thing by BolognaPony - August 25th, 2010 06:53:26 AM|
|What i really hate is when I'm working or something and your ass starts sweating...swampass is like the worse non disease ever..your ass starts itching like a nagging bitch..no matter how many times you scratch at it..the fucking itch just wont go away!! Or you fcking feel this nasty fart....your kinda scared to let it out....but you do anyways and just like your gut feeling told ya the fucking fart was wet so your like fuck my life..where the nearest bathroom so i cant wipe my ass before this itches!!! Like today sat there was working all cool and shyt happy then i felt a fart...im like o gawd do i let this one out? SO i did and it was fcking Juicy wet..Im like shittt...Dude i work with was like that sounded wet better go wipe your ass before it itches im like hellzz yeahh on my way!!
THENNN i get to the bathroom and what i hate second to swamp ass..is when the fcking bathroom is full three stalls the middle stall is open to other dudes fcking tearing those pots up and the place smells like shyt...Im like fuck this no way im going to get sandwiched between to shitters smelling this shit when all i want to do is wipe my ass i can survive with swamp ass alittle longer!! ( Cuz i was pissed i shut the light off on the fckers in there shitting) I mean i could go on about this cuz im sure there plenty of guys thats been in this situation..and if you like it Im guessing your gay and used to a wet asshole... Which reminds me of a quick joke....Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A: Freezer doesnt fart when you pull out the meat!! LMFAOOO