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Ricers by AsphyxiA - July 19th, 2010 07:05:00 PM
So yeah, Ricers. They're hilarious. In case you aren't aware of what a ricer is, or you are aware and you want to hear my awesome description - read on. A ricer is typically one of a few different cars, Civic, Cavalier and some other silly cars. The basis of a ricer is a cheap, fuel efficient car that some kids probably bought them, instead of spending their money on a real car, they "riced" it out, put a fart pipe on it, a stupid looking hood that is either carbon fiber or with some carbon fiber looking vinyl on it (Yes, I have seen someone do this..) kit that likely isn't painted, or is painted with primer and for the rich folk, its painted, but not even fitted right, expensive rims or stock rims with some kind of chrome looking hubcaps on them.

Typically, the cars look like crap in a poor attempt to look cool, they have zero potential for ever being a "fast" car. The most that most of these stupid do to their car is put a fart pipe and a cold air intake on it, neither of which add a GREAT DEAL of performance. I've seen some stupid bolt a turbo onto a civic and blow the engine a week later, hilarious that no one tells these idiots that a TURBO ISN'T A BOLT ON MOD! I guess I'd rather watch them blow their engine in their piece of crap than tell them anyway..

So yeah, what brought this whole thing on was someone trying to put my car in the class of a "Ricer" - their basis is that I have a nice speaker system, neon under kit and the biggest laugh - because it is an import. Well, I'll let you know something, there is no "Ricer" that came stock with 300HP, my car is a SPORTS CAR, not a ricer, I don't have a retarded fart pipe, I don't have a dumb looking fail-fitted kit, my car is stock with the exception of my air intake, most of my , performance clutch, performance , performance breaks (Because with 300HP, you need the stopping power) and some other random little add-ons that I have done over the past 3 years to it.

Now the run down for the typical ricers Civic - You will have spent more money on your car than I did, you will never achieve my HP without dumping thousands of dollars on a different that is built to handle a turbo, and you'll need a turbo, maybe then you'll achieve 300+ HP, until then you have 100HP or less to the wheels, stop thinking your car is cool, stop driving it like its a race car because all it is, is just another ricer.

So please, go buy a real car, something that moves faster than a snail. I beat Mustangs, Camaros, Corvettes and many other cars that are also fast sports cars like mine, only difference is that mine is imported. I haven't done enough mods to it to even call it "high performance" - but I have done enough to it to beat most of the top of the line, American V8 cars.

Good luck doing that Civic and other ricer owners, stick to what your car was made for - , not racing, not looking "cool" - Because its all perception, the cars look like crap no matter what you do to them. I guess they'd look pretty cool in a crusher though. Hmm.

Last Edited: 2010-08-30 21:17:53

 KeybladeAlvin - May 9th, 2016 02:39:59 PM
what's wrong with a ricer
 sighmeupforthat - February 28th, 2016 07:36:43 PM
you need a life dude.
 FUPOC - July 28th, 2015 10:35:19 AM
i know just where the hell you're coming from, I used to have a play house that people used to call a Wendy House. It was not a Wendy House, it was a wooden and had perspex windows and curtains and everything, it was a PLAY HOUSE.
 AsphyxiA - August 27th, 2010 09:10:39 AM
Yeah because the wind flys off it faster lmao.
 CeeJsix1four - August 20th, 2010 11:00:13 PM
Yea primer slows your down, your better off getting gloss...

 eXyLe - August 19th, 2010 09:31:02 AM
Or cheap DIY wal-mart spray paint to make shitty stripes down the car like that'll make it faster.
 AsphyxiA - August 19th, 2010 02:59:36 AM
Mostly ricers are determined by the body work done on the car. I just don't care for stupid looking body kits without paint on them and stuff like that, that drives me nuts.
 CeeJsix1four - August 13th, 2010 01:40:19 PM
Really if you seen matty mats S13 you would shit. Haha but mat, best example is Ivan. That's full blown out rice boy.
 AsphyxiA - August 12th, 2010 12:58:03 AM
Depends on if you have a fart can and talk about cars like you know what you're talking about, but really don't. lol.. Really, I like 240SX's, I just don't like when people try to put stupid looking body kits, big rims, fart cans and crap like that on there, but do nothing at all to make the car perform better.

Also ricers typically like to put random little chrome (plastic) pieces from Wal-Mart all over their cars, and a big spoiler that typically adds more drag to the car than down force.

I can't really hate on a 240SX, just hope you didn't rice it all out :P
 Maty Mat Mat - August 11th, 2010 06:45:02 PM
I drive a 240SX does that make me a Ricer? i just done wanna be drivin down the road and you all mean muggin me cuz im a ricer
 CeeJsix1four - August 10th, 2010 05:37:20 AM
But you could never hate on a slug bug, because slow or on steroids they will always look/sound/drive better than your ricer.

And your mom lays comfortably in my back seat.
 AsphyxiA - August 2nd, 2010 03:58:11 AM
lol today, a ricer piece of crap civic tried to keep up with me on the high way, so I decided to go faster than his car could and just jumped up to 120MPH, hilarious watching him disappear in my rear view mirror.
 AsphyxiA - August 1st, 2010 09:01:49 AM
 AsphyxiA - July 24th, 2010 09:17:00 PM
Yeah me too, thats why I ranted about them...
 eXyLe - July 24th, 2010 09:16:00 PM
Haha I hate ricers!

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